Cow Comedy

How’s about a little humor (and it may indeed be a little depending on if you grin or groan) to start your Monday…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician

What do you call cows with a sense of humor? – A laughing stock

And finally (hooray you say?) the last one…………

What do you call a cow after she has given birth? Decaffeinated


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24 Responses to Cow Comedy

  1. GP Cox says:

    You got a smile a few chuckles out of me – thanks!

  2. Garfield Hug says:


  3. Timothy Price says:

    At least my cows don’t tell bad jokes! But they made me smile. You have cows in B&W.

  4. Ingrid says:

    Darn I say you made me smile this morning!

  5. Piglove says:

    Oh snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You’ve been hanging out with my dad too much sweet friend. HA! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nancy says:


  7. You know I loves me some good cows!! 😀 These are very pretty ladies gracing your collection of delightful groaner jokes. xo!

  8. Genius….certainly cheered up a damp Tuesday in January.

  9. Our dogs love cows… as they are prime targets of herding. Moooo… bark bark.

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